Free Father’s Day Card, Personalizable Dad Fact Sheet, and DAD JOKES!

Dad’s special day will be upon him sooner than male pattern baldness. (I.e., soon.) In our Celebrate Dad Kit, you’ll find a free Father’s Day card to print — no Walgreens run for you. And an “All About Dad” fact sheet with fill-in-the-blank questions he’ll (hopefully) love the answers to, like:

*My dad always says this: ________________________________________.

*My dad makes me smile when he: _________________________________.

*I want my dad to know most of all: ________________________________.

Seriously. If your kid fills in that page, that is a KEEPER! Forever!

You’ll also get bunch of bad…er…dad jokes, only one of which we will print here:

Why can’t you trust stairs?

They’re always up to something.

(They’re also a tripping hazard, but we don’t dwell upon that in the jokes.) (Or on this blog.)

So come and get your free Father’s Day card, etc., etc.,! And a Happy Father’s Day to one and all! Be grateful for your dad, and also that you are not a box of Bubba Burgers at Costco!