Free Father’s Day Card, a Fun “Facts about My Dad” Sheet, and DAD JOKES!

Dad’s special day will be upon him sooner than male pattern baldness. But we’ve got your back! In our Celebrate Dad Kit, you’ll find a free Father’s Day card to print — no CVS run for you. There’s also an “All About Dad” fact sheet with fill-in-the-blank questions he’ll (hopefully) love the answers to, like:

*My dad always says this: ________________________________________.

*My dad makes me smile when he: _________________________________.

*I want my dad to know most of all: ________________________________.

Seriously. If any kid fills in that page, it is a KEEPER! Forever!

You’ll also get bunch of bad jokes/dad jokes (is there a difference?), only one of which we will print here:

Why can’t you trust stairs?

They’re always up to something.

(They’re also a tripping hazard, but we don’t dwell upon that in the jokes.) (Or on this blog.)

So come and get your free Father’s Day card, etc., etc.! And a Happy Father’s Day to every dad out there! Be grateful for your own dad(s), and also that you are not a box of Bubba Burgers at Costco!