This sign comes from a Long Island playground.
But the bureaucrats forgot:
*No poisonous vipers allowed on slides
*Do not coat surface with active ebola virus
*Do not slide down if an alligator is climbing up
*Do not climb steps while hitting self on head with hammer
*No more than half a child allowed on slide at once
*Be prepared to show government-issued i.d.
*Your rule here!
Think like a
ninny sprung from the womb as a 43-year-old paper pusher safety expert!